Rob Ford, proud Canadian and Toronto mayor, was caught on tape smoking crack in the ghetto.

Ford is famous for his heavy drinking and conservative notions of race and sexual orientation, but crack smoking might be a new low for him.

The tape is in the hands of a shady character related to Ford’s deceased drug dealer Anthony Smith, who was shot to death in front of a night club two months ago.

The tape will go to the highest bidder, and it allegedly shows Ford smoking rock and laughing like a hyena.

Ford should take a page from Marion Barry’s book. The famous former mayor of Washington DC was caught buying and smoking crack in an FBI sting, only to return to the mayor’s office a few years later.

ENGLISH:

市長福特是著名的酗酒和種族/性向歧視者。但從來沒傳出他有吸古柯鹼的習慣。

在一個偷拍影片可看到福特市長和已故的毒販安東尼一起吸古柯鹼。給多倫多的富豪與精英提供毒品的安東尼在兩個月前一家夜店外被人槍殺。

擁有影片的貌似是跟安東尼認識的男子，他是否也跟福特市長一起吸過毒呢？

不過市長或許也不用擔心，就像華盛頓市議員巴里一樣，被抓包的數月後改當市議員呢！

Kai the hitchhiker hero blew up on YouTube after saving a woman from a crazed man who nearly killed her and another man when he was claiming to be the resurrection of Jesus.

In an unexpected twist, Kai is back in the news except this time he’s the killer. Kai, who’s real name is Caleb McGillvary was arrested Thursday for allegedly murdering a 73-year-old New Jersey lawyer who was found dead in only his socks and underwear.

Authorities believe the homicide was sexual in nature because of a Facebook post on Kai’s wall which said, “what would you do?” if you awoke in a stranger’s house and found you’d been drugged and sexually assaulted.” A family member told reporters Kai has been using a hatchet as weapon ever since he was a young child. They were worried he was trying to escape to his native Canada when he was arrested at a Philadelphia Greyhound Station.

This may be the tip of the iceberg, police have found a string of unsolved murders after tracing Kai’s path through the country. Whether there is a connection is still under investigation.

Do you think Kai is victim of poor timing or a crazy killer? Let us know in the comments!

ENGLISH:

阿凱後來也變成網路紅人，但是精彩的還在後頭。
真名為迦勒的阿凱，因涉嫌謀殺一名７３歲紐澤西律師被逮捕。慘死的律師當時只穿襪子和內褲。

官方指出，這起謀殺應該跟性侵脫不了關係。
因為阿凱在臉書上寫＂如果你在ㄧ個陌生人的床上醒來，發現自己被下藥和性侵，你會怎麼辦？＂

阿凱家人告訴記者，他從小就拿斧頭自保，
為了防止他逃回加拿大，他們再費城的灰狗站逮捕他。
但是這可能只是冰山一角，因為警方現在循線發現，阿凱足跡遍佈之處，
都有尚未結案的謀殺懸案。不過一切都在調查當中。

Milos Zeman occupies the same office formerly held by Vaclav Havel, the poet, dissident and politician who shepherded the Czechs through the Velvet Revolution. Zeman has already developed a reputation as a hard partier, periodically slurring and staggering around Europe. But that doesn’t seem to bother most Czechs. Since claiming a “virus” caused his boozy behavior at the royal jewel ceremony, “I’m going out for a virus” has become the new Czech party call.

ENGLISH:

捷克人愛喝酒，是不爭的事實，
而總統當眾出糗，
大家也只是睜一隻眼閉一隻眼。
至於澤曼總統所敬畏的邱吉爾，
愛喝酒喝也是出了名。

死對頭希特勒雖然滴酒不沾。
但就像澤曼所說的，
他的下場也沒多好。

或許是時候讓全世界的領袖們，
來勸勸捷克總統別再喝酒啦！
但話說回來，
其他”領導們” 也沒好到哪裡去！

High School Student Jeff Bliss’ rant against his Duncanville High School teacher launched him into internet stardom after it came out.

What better way to pay our respects to this eloquent and motivational young man than making a crazy Taiwanese animation of it?! So here’s to you Mr. Bliss, for saying all the things to your teacher that we wish we had the guts to say to our teachers, bosses, that jerk at the checkout line and anyone else who has wronged us in our lives.

For those that are interested, here is Jeff Bliss’ rant transcribed:

This freakin’ lady go off on kids because they don’t freakin’ get this crap? (Bye.)

If you would just get up and teach them instead of handing them a freaking packet, yo. These kids in here don’t learn like that. (Bye). They need to learn face-to-face. (Bye.) (Breathe.) You’re just getting mad because I’m pointing out the obvious. (No. Cause you wasting my time.) No, I’m not wasting your time. (Uhm.) I’m telling you what you need to do. (Get out.)

You want kids to come in your class? You want them to get excited for this? You got to come in here you got to MAKE ‘em excited. You want a kid to change and start doing better? You gotta touch his freakin’ heart. You can’t expect the kid to change if all you do is just tell him. (Bye!) (Square Biz.) You gotta, you gotta take this job serious.

This is the future of this nation. And when you come in here like you did last time and make a statement about “Oh this is my paycheck.” (Can you please leave.) INDEED IT IS , but this is my country’s future and my education. (I respect that. Can you go outside please. I got things to do.) But there’s a limit.

I’m not bitching but simply making an observation.  (Okay, okay.) And NOW I will leave. You’re welcome. ( Good. Goodbye.) And if you would like (No, no.) I’ll teach you a little more so you can actually learn how to teach a freakin’ class.  (No, you’re not welcome back). Because since I got here (Go.)  I’ve been nothing but reading packets. (Go. I’m. I’m not.) So don’t try and take credibility for teaching me jack. (Just go, bye).

According to YouTube commenter MamaG007, “Initially Jeff was suspended, after the video went viral he was taken off suspension and the teacher was put on administrative (paid) leave.”

ENGLISH:

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現在這個社會，有幾個人敢跟比自己更有權力的人嗆聲？

傑夫非常激勵人心的一番話感動了許多人也因為這影片在網上爆紅，

根據Youtube影片回應者之一 MamaG007，傑夫已能回歸學校，老師則是被強制帶薪休假。

如果是你，你敢這樣跟老師嗆聲嗎？

A prostitution ring was busted at New Jersey’s Vincente Tibbs Senior Citizen Building in Englewood. Police arrested three individuals on suspicion of prostitution and drug use.

James Parham, 75, was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and maintaining a nuisance by allowing prostitution in his apartment. Cheryl Chaney, 66, was charged with the possession of crack cocaine and allowing drug use in her apartment. Police were tipped off after other residents complained strangers were entering the building in which sex and drug use were taking place in common areas.

According to an interview with Englewood Police Chief Arthur O’Keefe with NBC 4, “Parham ran the prostitution ring through his apartments, and employed a mix of young women and older residents.”

Kevin Thomas, an individual with loved ones living in the complex, told NBC 4 he didn’t understand why senior citizens were turning to crime. Are you kidding, Thomas!? It’s either now or never — these people don’t have much time.

ENGLISH:

鄰居向警方通風報信，說看到許多陌生人進出老人院裡，公共場合甚至有人進行性交易和吸毒

詹姆士因為把小窩變成淫窟被起訴，謝麗兒則是因為吸毒在自家公寓被逮捕。

雖然兩人當初入住的時候都沒有前科，但是現在都被掃地出門了。

他們可能只是老糊塗了吧？