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Crack smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford caught on tape!
Rob Ford, proud Canadian and Toronto mayor, was caught on tape smoking crack in the ghetto. Ford is famous for his heavy drinking and conservative notions of race and sexual orientation, but crack smoking might be a new low for him. The tape is in the hands of a shady character related to Ford’s deceased drug dealer Anthony Smith, who was shot to death in front of a night club two months ago. The tape will go to the highest bidder, and it allegedly shows Ford smoking rock and laughing like a hyena. Ford should take a page from Marion Barry’s book. The famous former mayor of Washington DC was caught buying and smoking crack…
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Jeff Bliss rant remixed animation style!
High School Student Jeff Bliss’ rant against his Duncanville High School teacher launched him into internet stardom after it came out. What better way to pay our respects to this eloquent and motivational young man than making a crazy Taiwanese animation of it?! So here’s to you Mr. Bliss, for saying all the things to your teacher that we wish we had the guts to say to our teachers, bosses, that jerk at the checkout line and anyone else who has wronged us in our lives. For those that are interested, here is Jeff Bliss’ rant transcribed: This freakin’ lady go off on kids because they don’t freakin’ get this crap? (Bye.) If you would…
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Crazy Old People: Senior citizen prostitution ring BUSTED!
A prostitution ring was busted at New Jersey’s Vincente Tibbs Senior Citizen Building in Englewood. Police arrested three individuals on suspicion of prostitution and drug use. James Parham, 75, was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and maintaining a nuisance by allowing prostitution in his apartment. Cheryl Chaney, 66, was charged with the possession of crack cocaine and allowing drug use in her apartment. Police were tipped off after other residents complained strangers were entering the building in which sex and drug use were taking place in common areas. According to an interview with Englewood Police Chief Arthur O’Keefe with NBC 4, “Parham ran the prostitution ring through his apartments, and employed a mix of…
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Angelina Jolie’s double mastectomy saves Lara Croft from breast cancer
Tomb Raider star Angelina Jolie has undergone a double mastectomy due to a faulty gene that might cause breast cancer. The superstar’s genes served her well up until now, making her one of the sexiest women alive. But all good things must end, and Angelina has become an inspiration to women everywhere with her brave decision. Fans of the actress’ famous figure need not fear, as she is going to have cosmetic implants to preserve her appearance. Angelina Jolie’s mother died of cancer, and Angelina tested positive for the BRCA1 gene, meaning her likelihood of contracting breast cancer was comparatively high. ENGLISH:
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Comfort women WW2: Osaka Mayor Toru Hashimoto defends controversial policy
Toru Hashimoto, the controversial Mayor of Osaka, Japan made even more enemies this week after defending Japan’s controversial “comfort women” system. During World War II, nearly 200,000 women from Japanese occupied territories were forced into prostitution as “comfort women”. According to Osaka Mayor Toru Hashimoto, these sex slaves were necessary for the soldiers to “maintain discipline”. Hashimoto went on to tell the media, “In the circumstances in which bullets are flying like rain and wind, the soldiers are running around at the risk of losing their lives. If you want them to have a rest in such a situation, a comfort women system is necessary. Anyone can understand that.” The co-leader of the opposition Japan…
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Kobe Bryant disses Blake Griffin’s reaction to Ibaka’s low blow
The Thunder edged out the Clippers in a tight game, but not before Serge Ibaka went balls out on Blake Griffin’s junk in the 4th quarter. Maybe the refs didn’t eject Ibaka because they know that although Griffin is arguably the league’s best dunker, he’s also one of the worst floppers. Kobe Bryant of the Lakers said after practice on Monday that he would have probably smacked Ibaka in the mouth and dealt with the pain afterwards. It seems like Kobe’s already suffering the pain of a completely disappointing season, especially after all the hype about acquiring Nash and Howard. While the Clippers and Thunder are battling for the Western Conference title, the Lakers are…
Sequester 2013 explained: Obama inflates fiscal danger of budget cuts
Sequester crisis? The sequester deadline has passed and the American economy lives on. Did President Barack Obama exaggerate the sequester’s impact in his fight with Republicans to agree to tax increases to reduce the budget deficit? In the lead up to a March 1 deadline, President Barack Obama portrayed the budget sequester as an economic doomsday for America. Administration officials warned of how cuts might impact the TSA. They said slashes to the FAA budget would mean fewer air traffic controllers. Officials even warned a plague might threaten American crops. But the sequester deadline has passed and the American economy lives on. Did Obama exaggerate the sequester’s impact? The sequester amounts to $85 billion in…
Groupon CEO Andrew Mason fired
Groupon CEO Andrew Mason fired! The daily deal site has boosted founder Andrew Mason, after the company posted disappointing earnings. Groupon reported a surprising loss on Thursday, causing the stock to drop nearly 25%. Investors have soured on the company and are questioning the daily deal business model. Groupon creates value for consumers by destroying value for merchants. Consequently, many merchants are foregoing daily deal sites, thus hurting Groupon’s revenue. After ditching Mason, Groupon shares bounced back 4% in after-hours trading. But is that just a dead-cat bounce for dying business model? ENGLISH:
Pope Benedict XVI resignation still clouded in mystery
Pope Benedict XVI has left the papal office after resigning two weeks ago. He is the first pope to retire in 600 years, leaving the Catholic Church in a rush to replace him. Traditionally, the office becomes vacant after the pope passes away and the College of Cardinals must wait 15 to 20 days to select a new pontiff. In this case the rules will have to bend so that the cardinals can pull it off before March 15. The pope’s surprise resignation was attributed to his advanced age. Benedict claimed he chose early February to make the announcement to “avoid that exhausting rush of Easter engagements”. A 300-page document reportedly leaked by the pope’s…
Miss Delaware Teen USA resigns after adult video pops up
Miss Delaware Teen USA Melissa King sent in her resignation letter after a video with someone resembling her recently surfaced on the Internet. The teenage beauty queen resigned after a pornographic movie came to light on an internet porn site. King has denied that she is the woman in the video, which was shot around the time she was Miss Teen Delaware International 2012. Maybe Donald Trump and NBC can take advantage of this and start a new pageant…say hello to Miss Porn USA! Melissa’s pageant career maybe over, but maybe this is the start of a new one in the land of sex tapes. ENGLISH:
Honey Boo Boo Child Goes International
TLC’s popular hit series, ‘Here comes Honey Boo Boo’ is going international! It will soon air in Australia, the Netherlands, Italy and Latin America. TLC has announced its popular reality show, ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ is going international. Way to go Mama June! The show will now be available on TV screens in Australia, the Netherlands, Italy and Latin America, among others. Yay! Yet another way for America to lower its reputation overseas! Honey’s already a hit in Eastern Europe. And despite only recently going on air in Poland, ‘Here comes Honey Boo Boo’ has already taken the #3 spot in terms of viewership. Considering all the shows the US shamelessly rips off from…
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See-thru yoga pant makers: do the downward dog!
Trendy yoga brand Lululemon was forced to recall nearly $20 million worth of the company’s black Luon yoga pants last week because they are see-through. Now customers have been complaining that Lululemon store “educators” are asking customers to drop into “downward dog” in order to get a refund. Toronto customer Christina Phillips wrote on Lululemon’s Facebook page: “The sales associate perused my butt in the dim lighting of the change room and deemed them ‘not sheer.’” The company has released a statement saying the “bend over” test is not a standard company policy, Lululemon’s CEO, Christine Day, told Bloomberg.com. Similar accounts from different customers have showed up on Twitter, Facebook and blogs after Lululemon began…
SimCity Disasters: DRM ruins game launch
SimCity Disasters: no it’s not the name of the latest SimCity expansion pack. It’s how you would describe the launch of SimCity 5. Fans are eager to play the $60 simulation game, but due to server overloads many fans have been waiting hours in frustration. The servers are overloaded because SimCity 5 requires an “always-on” internet connection. The company says this is because back-end computations take place in the cloud. But fans suspect the always-on connection is because EA Maxis wants to maintain strict DRM controls and verify no bootleg copies are played. EA Maxis hasn’t handled the crisis well. Amazon has suspended sales of SimCity 5 and players continue to report trouble accessing servers….
Miss Delaware Teen USA resigns after adult video pops up
Miss Delaware Teen USA Melissa King sent in her resignation letter after a video with someone resembling her recently surfaced on the Internet. The teenage beauty queen resigned after a pornographic movie came to light on an internet porn site. King has denied that she is the woman in the video, which was shot around the time she was Miss Teen Delaware International 2012. Maybe Donald Trump and NBC can take advantage of this and start a new pageant…say hello to Miss Porn USA! Melissa’s pageant career maybe over, but maybe this is the start of a new one in the land of sex tapes. ENGLISH:
Sony PS4 launch event falls flat
Sony officially announced the release of the PS4 in New York, but they failed to show what the console looks like or say how much it will cost. Lead design architect Mark Cerny described the new PS4 console as a supercharged PC. Using the Sony Cloud, PS4 users will be able to start a game at home and then take it mobile on their overpriced PlayStation Vita. The PlayStation Move controller can be used with the PS4 to design 3D objects and images that can be placed in different environments. The only hardware introduced at the launch event was the Dualshock 4 controller, which has a share button that allows your friends on Facebook to…
Chelsea’s Eden Hazard kicks ball boy
Eden Hazard and Chelsea are once again in hot water after the Belgian star kicked ball boy Charlie Morgan during their Capital One Cup semi final against Swansea when he refused to return the ball. Hazard was red carded for his actions, but information has emerged that suggests Morgan – the 17-year old son of a millionaire Swansea shareholder – is not as innocent as it first seemed. Do you think Hazard should have been sent off, or kicked the kid a bit harder? Leave your comments below. ENGLISH:
Manti Te’o: hoaxed or hoaxster?
Notre Dame football player Manti Te’o claims he is the victim of a cruel hoax after Deadspin ran a story proving the cancer victim Te’o spoke openly of dating when she died this season never existed. If Te’o is to be believed, this means that he communicated via phone and Twitter for nearly a year with a false Internet persona created by a male family friend. Either that, or he participated in an elaborate lie that fooled the likes of CBS, ESP, AP and the New York Times for an entire football season. The heartbreaking tale of Te’o’s long-distance relationship with “former Stanford student Lennay Kekua” had been the inspirational story of the college football…
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Liverpool’s Luis Suarez bites player
Luis Suarez is involved in yet another controversy after the Liverpool striker bit Chelsea defender Branislav Ivanovic. Suarez started the latest fiasco on Sunday when he bit Ivanovic during their Premier League match at Anfield. The incident happened about halfway through the second half, with Liverpool behind 2-1, when Suarez sank his teeth into Ivanovic’s upper arm after a penalty-area disagreement. Ivanovic complained to the referee Kevin Friend, but Friend took no action. Suarez made a public apology last night to Ivanovic. “I am deeply sorry for my inexcusable behaviour earlier today during our match against Chelsea,” Suarez said. The Uruguay forward’s future at Liverpool may be in doubt after this latest controversy. Liverpool striker…
See-thru yoga pant makers: do the downward dog!
Trendy yoga brand Lululemon was forced to recall nearly $20 million worth of the company’s black Luon yoga pants last week because they are see-through. Now customers have been complaining that Lululemon store “educators” are asking customers to drop into “downward dog” in order to get a refund. Toronto customer Christina Phillips wrote on Lululemon’s Facebook page: “The sales associate perused my butt in the dim lighting of the change room and deemed them ‘not sheer.’” The company has released a statement saying the “bend over” test is not a standard company policy, Lululemon’s CEO, Christine Day, told Bloomberg.com. Similar accounts from different customers have showed up on Twitter, Facebook and blogs after Lululemon began…
Miami Heat, Lebron 2013 win streak hits 23 vs Boston Celtics
LeBron James and the Miami Heat went into Boston Monday night with their 22-game winning streak on the line. The Celtics were missing key players but showed up to play. The Heat eventually came up with the win, while adding some posterizing moments along the way. Miami now owns the second-longest winning streak in NBA history, surpassing the 2007-2008 Houston Rockets. LeBron and company are now chasing the 1971-72 Lakers, who won 33 in a row. This should give plenty of material for the talking heads on TV to over-analyze and pontificate about. King James and the Heat may be dominating the Eastern Conference, but will it be a different story when they meet the…
Australian cricket crisis: Homework suspension exposes faultlines
Australian cricket is in crisis following coach Mickey Arthur’s decision to ax vice-captain Shane Watson, batsman Usman Khawaja, and bowlers Mitchell Johnson and James Pattinson from the team to face India after they failed to do their homework. The decision, backed by captain Michael Clarke, has made the once-mighty Australians the ‘laughing stock of world cricket’ according to pundits. Former players including Mark Waugh and Shane Warne have lambasted the decision, call it something that would happen in schoolboy cricket. Others have said Arthur’s ‘line in the sand’ is just the kick up the backside an underperforming Australian team needs. One thing’s for sure, however. Australia needs to get its act together, and quickly. Otherwise…
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