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  • Sex education now includes birth control in Illinois

    Sex education now includes birth control in Illinois

    Sex education classes in Illinois public schools must teach birth control from now on according to a new law. Sex education has always been a divisive issue in the US. Some people, and their numerous illiterate children, think that the bible provides all the sex education anybody needs. It’s “Adam and Eve”, not Adam, a box of condoms, a tube of KY, a big black strap-on, and Eve. But now the state of Illinois has declared that public schools must teach birth control in their sex-ed classes, or have no sex-ed classes at all. Although the latter option is hardly ideal, it’s better than entrusting god with the fate of next semester’s teen moms! ENGLISH:

  • Scandalous Anthony Weiner to run for Mayor of New York

    Anthony Weiner to run for New York mayor

    Anthony Weiner has announced he will run for mayor of New York City two years after resigning from Congress for tweeting indiscreetly. You have to give the man credit. It takes a lot of balls to go down the way he did then spring up again not two years later and announce you want to lead America’s biggest city. Now Weiner might not be a frontrunner, half of New Yorkers say they can’t see him occupying that groove in the mayor’s seat. But when you’ve got politicians embezzling, philandering, and even smoking crack, is a little indiscreet tweeting really that bad? ENGLISH:

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    World Nutella Day vs. Nutella’s own evil lawyers!

    World Nutella Day is back on just days after the fan supported holiday started by Sara Rosso, was shut down by Nutella’s stupid lawyers who apparently hate success. In a spontaneous act of brand suicide, lawyers for Nutella’s parent company, Ferrero, have shut down the World Nutella Day website. What possible reason could they have for doing this? Is the breakfast-condiment world experiencing a Stalinist purge of reactionary fan-originated breakfast recipes? Would Ferrero’s lawyers rather serve a subpoena on rhye than rake in profit from genuine fan support brand buzz? The Daytona Crash of 2013 was truly a sight to behold, especially if you were among 30 fans in the grandstands who were injured in…

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    Lucky Dog: Mark Zuckerberg’s Puli dog Beast has 1.5M Facebook friends

    Mark Zuckerberg’s dog Beast, a Puli, has over 1.5 million fans on Facebook. And he might just be the richest dog on Earth! Beast’s mother couldn’t have guessed one of her brood would be adopted by the founder of Facebook. For a dog that looks like a rag, it’s truly a rags to riches story. But like so many young pups unaccustomed to a life of privilege, Beast will face a litany of temptations. Will he have the personal fortitude to remember his roots? Or will the name Beast be added to those that went down in a booze soaked orgy of sin? ENGLISH:

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    Fox News Reporter Obama Administration’s latest target

    Recent reports make it obvious that the Obama Administration is going to great lengths in order to defend ‘national’ secrets from the public. Whatchya hiding Obama? After what seemed to be a routine leak by the AP about a thwarted al-Qaeda terror plot in Yemen, the Justice Department went ballistic and began obtaining months of phone records from the AP. This week we learned the Government was spying on Fox News reporter James Rosen’s personal life as part of an investigation into an alleged leak of top-secret information on North Korea prompted by a 2009 article written by Rosen. Investigators believe the intel was given to him Stephen Jin-Woo Kim, a State Department contractor, who…

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Samsung vs HTC: Samsung cheats, or is it better?

Samsung allegedly hired Taiwanese students to bash HTC products, like the HTC One X and Sensation XL, online while recommending its phones. Taiwan’s Fair Trade Commission began looking into the case after they received several complaints, no doubt from HTC, last week. The probe will look into whether Samsung engaged in false advertising. If found guilty Samsung could be fined up to NT$25 million (US$835,000). Taiwanese blog TaiwanSamsungLeaks published documents that appear to show Samsung was recruiting students to write criticisms of HTC and praise Samsung anonymously on online forums. Samsung Taiwan said that it had not received any notice from the FTC about the matter, but in a statement posted on the subsidiary’s Facebook…

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PSY Gentleman music video an official disappointment

PSY has officially released the Gentleman music video, his followup to megahit Gangnam Style. No one is a bigger supporter of Gangnam Style than the NMA team, but if you ask us, PSY’s Gentleman music video just falls kind of flat for us. The beat, concept and dancing are all similar to Gangnam Style, just not as good. Ya dig? When South Korean rapper PSY broke the internet with his megahit Gangnam Style the world was changed forever. His new video Gentleman is just as bizarre as Gangnam Style, but it just doesn’t have the same magic and joyous pony-dancing. Gentleman paints the chubby Korean as a cruel and chauvinistic prankster. The video may not…

Kobe Bryant injury 2013: Lakers star is out for the season

Kobe Bryant injury 2013: Lakers star out for the season

Kobe Bryant sustained a devastating injury during a game against the Golden State Warriors. The Los Angeles Lakers star ruptured his left Achilles’ tendon while driving to the basket with a little over three minutes left in the game. The Lakers may have ended up winning 118-116 over the Golden State Warriors, but Kobe paid a hefty price. According to Lakers trainer Gary Vitti, Kobe will be sidelined for six to nine months because of his torn Achilles tendon. Kobe’s ruptured tendon is just the latest in a string of injuries plaguing the Lakers this season. There is a little bit of silver lining to this whole debacle: Maybe his teammates will actually be able…

Japanese adult movies could thrive under TPP?

Japanese adult movies could thrive under TPP?

If Japan joins the tariff-eliminating Trans-Pacific-Partnership (TPP), some Japanese feel the country’s adult video industry could succeed in foreign markets. Weekly Japanese tabloid Shukan Asahi Geino feels that adult video productions from Japan and the U.S. will compete much like agricultural products and cars. Author Takashi Kadokura feels that Japan has an advantage over the Americans in the adult video market. Kadokura feels that under the TPP, Japan will be exporting more videos than it imports. Kadokura feels that U.S. adult videos, with their boring plot lines, will be at a disadvantage in Japan because Japanese videos focus on various story lines. U.S. videos would also have to add in mosaic to cover genitalia in…

Madonna’s music won’t win her fans in Malawi

Madonna’s music won’t win her fans in Malawi

Madonna’s music may make her one of the most internationally known pop stars on the planet, but Malawi is not impressed. The president of Malawi, Joyce Banda, slammed the pop star for reportedly expecting the Malawian government to “roll out a red carpet and blast the 21-gun salute in her honour”. When Madonna arrived to Malawi last week, she started her trip by penning a sweet, handwritten letter to Malawi’s president Joyce Banda asking if Banda had time to meet. Banda was NOT impressed with the letter. Instead of setting a time to meet up with Madge, Banda wrote a scathing statement calling her request to meet similar to “blackmail”. Here is a little clip:…

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Xbox 720 vs. Adam Orth: Guess who wins!

Earlier rumors claiming Microsoft Xbox 720 may release an “always-on” device has resulted in Microsoft’s creative director Adam Orth’s resignation. Orth got into it with critics of the potential change during a Twitter tirade. He tweeted, “why on earth would I live there?” when addressing Xbox fans from Janesville, WI and Blacksburg, VA who reminded him that a good internet connection isn’t available for all to use. Guess being a douche-bag on Twitter really hurts your career. The Microsoft drama started brewing after rumors of an ‘always on’ console hit the web. Fans took their outrage to Twitter where Microsoft’s creative director Adam Orth dished the hate back, dissing individuals who may have limited access…

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Crack smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford caught on tape!

Rob Ford, proud Canadian and Toronto mayor, was caught on tape smoking crack in the ghetto. Ford is famous for his heavy drinking and conservative notions of race and sexual orientation, but crack smoking might be a new low for him. The tape is in the hands of a shady character related to Ford’s deceased drug dealer Anthony Smith, who was shot to death in front of a night club two months ago. The tape will go to the highest bidder, and it allegedly shows Ford smoking rock and laughing like a hyena. Ford should take a page from Marion Barry’s book. The famous former mayor of Washington DC was caught buying and smoking crack…

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Czech president Milos Zeman drunk as a skunk!

Czech president Milos Zeman was caught on tape visibly drunk in public during a ceremony to view the Czech crown jewels. Milos Zeman occupies the same office formerly held by Vaclav Havel, the poet, dissident and politician who shepherded the Czechs through the Velvet Revolution. Zeman has already developed a reputation as a hard partier, periodically slurring and staggering around Europe. But that doesn’t seem to bother most Czechs. Since claiming a “virus” caused his boozy behavior at the royal jewel ceremony, “I’m going out for a virus” has become the new Czech party call. ENGLISH:

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See-thru yoga pant makers: do the downward dog!

Trendy yoga brand Lululemon was forced to recall nearly $20 million worth of the company’s black Luon yoga pants last week because they are see-through. Now customers have been complaining that Lululemon store “educators” are asking customers to drop into “downward dog” in order to get a refund. Toronto customer Christina Phillips wrote on Lululemon’s Facebook page: “The sales associate perused my butt in the dim lighting of the change room and deemed them ‘not sheer.’” The company has released a statement saying the “bend over” test is not a standard company policy, Lululemon’s CEO, Christine Day, told Bloomberg.com. Similar accounts from different customers have showed up on Twitter, Facebook and blogs after Lululemon began…

SimCity Disasters: DRM ruins game launch

SimCity Disasters: DRM ruins game launch

SimCity Disasters: no it’s not the name of the latest SimCity expansion pack. It’s how you would describe the launch of SimCity 5. Fans are eager to play the $60 simulation game, but due to server overloads many fans have been waiting hours in frustration. The servers are overloaded because SimCity 5 requires an “always-on” internet connection. The company says this is because back-end computations take place in the cloud. But fans suspect the always-on connection is because EA Maxis wants to maintain strict DRM controls and verify no bootleg copies are played. EA Maxis hasn’t handled the crisis well. Amazon has suspended sales of SimCity 5 and players continue to report trouble accessing servers….

Miss Delaware Teen USA resigns after porn video pops up

Miss Delaware Teen USA resigns after adult video pops up

Miss Delaware Teen USA Melissa King sent in her resignation letter after a video with someone resembling her recently surfaced on the Internet. The teenage beauty queen resigned after a pornographic movie came to light on an internet porn site. King has denied that she is the woman in the video, which was shot around the time she was Miss Teen Delaware International 2012. Maybe Donald Trump and NBC can take advantage of this and start a new pageant…say hello to Miss Porn USA! Melissa’s pageant career maybe over, but maybe this is the start of a new one in the land of sex tapes. ENGLISH:

Sony PS4 launch event falls flat

Sony PS4 launch event falls flat

Sony officially announced the release of the PS4 in New York, but they failed to show what the console looks like or say how much it will cost. Lead design architect Mark Cerny described the new PS4 console as a supercharged PC. Using the Sony Cloud, PS4 users will be able to start a game at home and then take it mobile on their overpriced PlayStation Vita. The PlayStation Move controller can be used with the PS4 to design 3D objects and images that can be placed in different environments. The only hardware introduced at the launch event was the Dualshock 4 controller, which has a share button that allows your friends on Facebook to…