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    Crack smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford caught on tape!

    Rob Ford, proud Canadian and Toronto mayor, was caught on tape smoking crack in the ghetto. Ford is famous for his heavy drinking and conservative notions of race and sexual orientation, but crack smoking might be a new low for him. The tape is in the hands of a shady character related to Ford’s deceased drug dealer Anthony Smith, who was shot to death in front of a night club two months ago. The tape will go to the highest bidder, and it allegedly shows Ford smoking rock and laughing like a hyena. Ford should take a page from Marion Barry’s book. The famous former mayor of Washington DC was caught buying and smoking crack…

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    Jeff Bliss rant remixed animation style!

    High School Student Jeff Bliss’ rant against his Duncanville High School teacher launched him into internet stardom after it came out. What better way to pay our respects to this eloquent and motivational young man than making a crazy Taiwanese animation of it?! So here’s to you Mr. Bliss, for saying all the things to your teacher that we wish we had the guts to say to our teachers, bosses, that jerk at the checkout line and anyone else who has wronged us in our lives. For those that are interested, here is Jeff Bliss’ rant transcribed: This freakin’ lady go off on kids because they don’t freakin’ get this crap? (Bye.) If you would…

  • Angelina Jolie’s double mastectomy saves Lara Croft from breast cancer

    Crazy Old People: Senior citizen prostitution ring BUSTED!

    A prostitution ring was busted at New Jersey’s Vincente Tibbs Senior Citizen Building in Englewood. Police arrested three individuals on suspicion of prostitution and drug use. James Parham, 75, was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and maintaining a nuisance by allowing prostitution in his apartment. Cheryl Chaney, 66, was charged with the possession of crack cocaine and allowing drug use in her apartment. Police were tipped off after other residents complained strangers were entering the building in which sex and drug use were taking place in common areas. According to an interview with Englewood Police Chief Arthur O’Keefe with NBC 4, “Parham ran the prostitution ring through his apartments, and employed a mix of…

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    Angelina Jolie’s double mastectomy saves Lara Croft from breast cancer

    Tomb Raider star Angelina Jolie has undergone a double mastectomy due to a faulty gene that might cause breast cancer. The superstar’s genes served her well up until now, making her one of the sexiest women alive. But all good things must end, and Angelina has become an inspiration to women everywhere with her brave decision. Fans of the actress’ famous figure need not fear, as she is going to have cosmetic implants to preserve her appearance. Angelina Jolie’s mother died of cancer, and Angelina tested positive for the BRCA1 gene, meaning her likelihood of contracting breast cancer was comparatively high. ENGLISH:

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    Comfort women WW2: Osaka Mayor Toru Hashimoto defends controversial policy

    Toru Hashimoto, the controversial Mayor of Osaka, Japan made even more enemies this week after defending Japan’s controversial “comfort women” system. During World War II, nearly 200,000 women from Japanese occupied territories were forced into prostitution as “comfort women”. According to Osaka Mayor Toru Hashimoto, these sex slaves were necessary for the soldiers to “maintain discipline”. Hashimoto went on to tell the media, “In the circumstances in which bullets are flying like rain and wind, the soldiers are running around at the risk of losing their lives. If you want them to have a rest in such a situation, a comfort women system is necessary. Anyone can understand that.” The co-leader of the opposition Japan…

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Rutgers basketball coach Mike Rice fired for abusing players

Rutgers basketball coach Mike Rice fired for abusing players

Rutgers finally fired basketball coach Mike Rice on Wednesday after a videotape showing him shoving, grabbing and throwing balls at players and using anti-gay slurs during practice aired on ESPN. The video, broadcast Tuesday on ESPN’s Outside the Lines, led to harsh criticism from New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and Lebron James. With increasing criticism on a state and national level, Rutgers terminated Rice after three disappointing seasons. Rice apologized for his actions (with a lot of fake tears) at a news conference outside of his house. The video came to light through former director of player development Eric Murdock. It shows Rice hurling expletives and anti-gay slurs at his players. Murdock claims he was…

Miss Thailand World

Miss Thailand World (มิสไทยแลนด์เวิลด์) 2013 heats up!

มิสไทยแลนด์เวิลด์ 2013 is finally here! For those of you that are not well versed in squiggles that stands for Miss Thailand World! Next week, the beautiful contestants will be competing in the final pageant which will take place at the Bangkok convention center at the Centara Grand hotel. The April 10 winner will go on to compete in Miss Asia Pacific World. Months of preparations have finally paid off for these Miss Thailand World competitors, who took a little trip before the finale on April 10. Twenty of the lovely finalists recently spent three days in Phuket, where they promoted local tourism and “learned everything they needed to know to compete in the pageant,” according…

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NRA National School Shield press conference supports guns in schools

A National Rifle Association-funded task force introduced a set of proposed school safety measures on Tuesday known as the National School Shield. The task force led by Asa Hutchinson, a former Drug Enforcement Administration chief, Republican congressman and Homeland Security Department official, introduced a 225 page proposal that recommended school personnel carry firearms in every school in the nation. The report made eight suggestions for school administrators, local, state and federal policymakers, and the NRA. The task force recommended 40 to 60 hours of training, to be designed and carried out by the NRA, for armed security officers or staff members in each school. To go with that, the group proposed a “model” state law…

Iron Man 3: Chinese trailer (Taiwanese parody)

Iron Man 3: Chinese trailer (Taiwanese parody)

Marvel is releasing a special, China-only edition of Iron Man 3. Way to sell out, Marvel!  The Chinese edition will have special scenes specifically written to suck up to the Chinese government. Marvel Studios, a subsidiary of the Walt Disney Co., made a joint announcement with Chinese media company DMG last Friday. The domestic, Chinese and other international versions will have similarities, but China’s will have additional prepared bonus footage made especially for the Chinese audience. Marvel states that the version released in China will have “significant Chinese elements.” Both versions of the movie have scenes that were filmed in Beijing, but the Chinese version will also include an appearance from Chinese actress Fan Bingbing….

April Fool’s Pranks NMA Style!

April Fool’s pranks NMA style!

April Fool’s Day pranks are not always easy to pull off. There is a lot of planning and logic that goes into the perfect April Fool’s prank. Since April Fool’s Day isn’t really celebrated in Taiwan we decided to leave it up to our trusty avatars to share the best pranks they could come up with. What we ended up with was a weird-ass video that makes it look like our writers are on crack — as usual. Oh man, there’s no guessing what those whacky NMA avatars are up to! They are definitely feeling especially tricky this April Fool’s day. It’s a good thing we have this video to show you, so next time…

Bieber prosecution? Singer spits, should've swallowed pride

Bieber prosecution? Singer spits, should’ve swallowed pride

Bieber prosecution: could Justin Bieber be sent to jail? According to TMZ, the Canadian singer could be prosecuted for spitting on a neighbor and issuing threats. The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department is investigating the case and will refer the matter to the L.A. County District Attorney for review, with the recommendation that criminal battery charges be filed against the singer. Bieber allegedly spit on a neighbor following an early morning confrontation in his gated community. The dispute began after Justin Bieber allegedly raced through his neighborhood at speeds of up to 100 miles per hour. Bieber’s neighbor complained to the pop singer, who allegedly responded by spitting on the man and issuing threats. ENGLISH:

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See-thru yoga pant makers: do the downward dog!

Trendy yoga brand Lululemon was forced to recall nearly $20 million worth of the company’s black Luon yoga pants last week because they are see-through. Now customers have been complaining that Lululemon store “educators” are asking customers to drop into “downward dog” in order to get a refund. Toronto customer Christina Phillips wrote on Lululemon’s Facebook page: “The sales associate perused my butt in the dim lighting of the change room and deemed them ‘not sheer.’” The company has released a statement saying the “bend over” test is not a standard company policy, Lululemon’s CEO, Christine Day, told Bloomberg.com. Similar accounts from different customers have showed up on Twitter, Facebook and blogs after Lululemon began…

SimCity Disasters: DRM ruins game launch

SimCity Disasters: DRM ruins game launch

SimCity Disasters: no it’s not the name of the latest SimCity expansion pack. It’s how you would describe the launch of SimCity 5. Fans are eager to play the $60 simulation game, but due to server overloads many fans have been waiting hours in frustration. The servers are overloaded because SimCity 5 requires an “always-on” internet connection. The company says this is because back-end computations take place in the cloud. But fans suspect the always-on connection is because EA Maxis wants to maintain strict DRM controls and verify no bootleg copies are played. EA Maxis hasn’t handled the crisis well. Amazon has suspended sales of SimCity 5 and players continue to report trouble accessing servers….

Miss Delaware Teen USA resigns after porn video pops up

Miss Delaware Teen USA resigns after adult video pops up

Miss Delaware Teen USA Melissa King sent in her resignation letter after a video with someone resembling her recently surfaced on the Internet. The teenage beauty queen resigned after a pornographic movie came to light on an internet porn site. King has denied that she is the woman in the video, which was shot around the time she was Miss Teen Delaware International 2012. Maybe Donald Trump and NBC can take advantage of this and start a new pageant…say hello to Miss Porn USA! Melissa’s pageant career maybe over, but maybe this is the start of a new one in the land of sex tapes. ENGLISH:

Sony PS4 launch event falls flat

Sony PS4 launch event falls flat

Sony officially announced the release of the PS4 in New York, but they failed to show what the console looks like or say how much it will cost. Lead design architect Mark Cerny described the new PS4 console as a supercharged PC. Using the Sony Cloud, PS4 users will be able to start a game at home and then take it mobile on their overpriced PlayStation Vita. The PlayStation Move controller can be used with the PS4 to design 3D objects and images that can be placed in different environments. The only hardware introduced at the launch event was the Dualshock 4 controller, which has a share button that allows your friends on Facebook to…

Chelsea’s Eden Hazard kicks ball boy

Chelsea’s Eden Hazard kicks ball boy

Eden Hazard and Chelsea are once again in hot water after the Belgian star kicked ball boy Charlie Morgan during their Capital One Cup semi final against Swansea when he refused to return the ball. Hazard was red carded for his actions, but information has emerged that suggests Morgan – the 17-year old son of a millionaire Swansea shareholder – is not as innocent as it first seemed. Do you think Hazard should have been sent off, or kicked the kid a bit harder? Leave your comments below. ENGLISH:

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Manti Te’o: hoaxed or hoaxster?

Notre Dame football player Manti Te’o claims he is the victim of a cruel hoax after Deadspin ran a story proving the cancer victim Te’o spoke openly of dating when she died this season never existed. If Te’o is to be believed, this means that he communicated via phone and Twitter for nearly a year with a false Internet persona created by a male family friend. Either that, or he participated in an elaborate lie that fooled the likes of CBS, ESP, AP and the New York Times for an entire football season. The heartbreaking tale of Te’o’s long-distance relationship with “former Stanford student Lennay Kekua” had been the inspirational story of the college football…