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    World Nutella Day vs. Nutella’s own evil lawyers!

    World Nutella Day is back on just days after the fan supported holiday started by Sara Rosso, was shut down by Nutella’s stupid lawyers who apparently hate success. In a spontaneous act of brand suicide, lawyers for Nutella’s parent company, Ferrero, have shut down the World Nutella Day website. What possible reason could they have for doing this? Is the breakfast-condiment world experiencing a Stalinist purge of reactionary fan-originated breakfast recipes? Would Ferrero’s lawyers rather serve a subpoena on rhye than rake in profit from genuine fan support brand buzz? The Daytona Crash of 2013 was truly a sight to behold, especially if you were among 30 fans in the grandstands who were injured in…

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    Lucky Dog: Mark Zuckerberg’s Puli dog Beast has 1.5M Facebook friends

    Mark Zuckerberg’s dog Beast, a Puli, has over 1.5 million fans on Facebook. And he might just be the richest dog on Earth! Beast’s mother couldn’t have guessed one of her brood would be adopted by the founder of Facebook. For a dog that looks like a rag, it’s truly a rags to riches story. But like so many young pups unaccustomed to a life of privilege, Beast will face a litany of temptations. Will he have the personal fortitude to remember his roots? Or will the name Beast be added to those that went down in a booze soaked orgy of sin? ENGLISH:

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    Fox News Reporter Obama Administration’s latest target

    Recent reports make it obvious that the Obama Administration is going to great lengths in order to defend ‘national’ secrets from the public. Whatchya hiding Obama? After what seemed to be a routine leak by the AP about a thwarted al-Qaeda terror plot in Yemen, the Justice Department went ballistic and began obtaining months of phone records from the AP. This week we learned the Government was spying on Fox News reporter James Rosen’s personal life as part of an investigation into an alleged leak of top-secret information on North Korea prompted by a 2009 article written by Rosen. Investigators believe the intel was given to him Stephen Jin-Woo Kim, a State Department contractor, who…

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    Marissa Mayer’s Yahoo news: Tumblr acquisition in the works

    Marissa Mayer, Yahoo CEO and all-around badass, is most likely going to add Tumblr to her list of victims, eh-hem, we mean acquisitions. Yahoo is expected to announce it’s $1.1 billion dollar buyout of the popular social networking site. If it goes through, this will be one of the largest social media acquisitions in history — surpassing even Facebook’s $1 billion Instagram purchase. Yahoo has given Tumblr a death sentence. By death sentence we mean the struggling Web pioneer has decided to buy out Tumblr for $1.1 billion dollars. After defecting from Google last year, Yahoo chief executive Marissa Mayer has bought up to 6 start-ups to try and revitalize Yahoo’s laggard image with the younger…

  • Philippine Coast Guard shoots Taiwan fisherman, Taiwan fights back

    Philippine Coast Guard shoots Taiwan fisherman, Taiwan fights back

    A Taiwanese fisherman was shot dead by the Philippine coast guard! Now Taiwan and the Philippines are flipping out over the shooting. It all started when a Philippine coast guard ship opened fire on a Taiwanese fishing boat, as if they were a bunch of pirates! The next thing you know, President Ma Ying-jeou is swearing revenge and Philippine president Noynoy Aquino is insisting that the fisherman was so totally over the line. Meanwhile, all this fighting is just muddying the water and giving China a prime opportunity to bite off some more South Sea islands. ENGLISH:

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NCAA championship 2013: Louisville vs Michigan...Louisville wins!

NCAA championship 2013: Louisville vs Michigan…Louisville wins!

The Louisville Cardinals beat the Michigan Wolverines, 82-76, to win the NCAA Division I men’s basketball championship Monday night at the Georgia Dome in Atlanta. The game will surely go down in history as one of the most exciting NCAA championship of all time. The game had sick dunks, crazy passes and 3-pointers from around half-court. Michigan’s backup point guard, Spike Albrecht, stole the show early-on, coming off the bench and draining four 3-pointers from way, way back. Albrecht’s career-high before Monday’s game was seven points, averaging just 1.8 points per game. He scored 17 points last night. Louisville came back big on the shoulders of Luke Hancock, who went 4-for-4 from beyond the arc…

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Microsoft Xbox 720 always-on connection turns consumers off

Early rumored specs and reports have hinted that the Xbox 720 could be an “always-on” device, which means that players would require an internet connection to play any game. Microsoft has yet to comment on the rumors, but Microsoft’s creative director Adam Orth pretty much confirmed the rumors by himself last week. Orth was having a discussion over Twitter with Bioware Designer Manveer Heir when he tweeted “every device is now ‘always on’….That’s the world we live in,” and then he ended with the hashtag “#dealwithit”. Orth and Heir, who claim to be friends, exchanged a few tweets back and forth where Orth pretty much seemed to defend the “always-on” function.  ”Always-on” may help keep…

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Prom night in Georgia brings segregation to 2013

Racism in America is so 1950s, unless you live in Rochelle, Georgia, where segregation is still a thing. Wilcox County High School in Rochelle, Georgia seems to be stuck in the past with their segregated prom. Luckily a group of progressive (for Georgia) teens have decided to fight back against this stupid rule. The school just recently abolished segregated homecoming courts this year. Hey Georgia, DAFUQ?! If you want to know what it feels like to travel back in time, just hop on the next bus to Rochelle, Georgia where they’re still holding segregated proms! If any other race, other than Caucasian, tries to attend the white prom, they will probably be escorted out by…

Bassem Youssef Jon Stewart Cause Twitter Trouble

Bassem Youssef and Jon Stewart cause some Twitter Troubles

Jon Stewart’s support of Bassem Youssef after the Egyptian comedian got locked up for making fun of the president of Egypt was well done, passionate and expected. What was unexpected, however, was a Twitter fallout between the U.S. Embassy in Cairo and Egyptian officials. The U.S. Embassy made the mistake of tweeting a link to The Daily Show’s video which angered Egyptian officials and Islamists. The embassy tried to correct the mistake by taking down their entire twitter page. Tisk, tisk. The U.S. Embassy in Cairo was cool for 2.5 seconds when they tweeted a link to the Daily Show’s awesome defense of Bassem Youssef an Egyptian TV host and satirist. The clip shows Stewart’s…

Rutgers basketball coach Mike Rice fired for abusing players

Rutgers basketball coach Mike Rice fired for abusing players

Rutgers finally fired basketball coach Mike Rice on Wednesday after a videotape showing him shoving, grabbing and throwing balls at players and using anti-gay slurs during practice aired on ESPN. The video, broadcast Tuesday on ESPN’s Outside the Lines, led to harsh criticism from New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and Lebron James. With increasing criticism on a state and national level, Rutgers terminated Rice after three disappointing seasons. Rice apologized for his actions (with a lot of fake tears) at a news conference outside of his house. The video came to light through former director of player development Eric Murdock. It shows Rice hurling expletives and anti-gay slurs at his players. Murdock claims he was…

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Miss Thailand World (มิสไทยแลนด์เวิลด์) 2013 heats up!

มิสไทยแลนด์เวิลด์ 2013 is finally here! For those of you that are not well versed in squiggles that stands for Miss Thailand World! Next week, the beautiful contestants will be competing in the final pageant which will take place at the Bangkok convention center at the Centara Grand hotel. The April 10 winner will go on to compete in Miss Asia Pacific World. Months of preparations have finally paid off for these Miss Thailand World competitors, who took a little trip before the finale on April 10. Twenty of the lovely finalists recently spent three days in Phuket, where they promoted local tourism and “learned everything they needed to know to compete in the pageant,” according…

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Crack smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford caught on tape!

Rob Ford, proud Canadian and Toronto mayor, was caught on tape smoking crack in the ghetto. Ford is famous for his heavy drinking and conservative notions of race and sexual orientation, but crack smoking might be a new low for him. The tape is in the hands of a shady character related to Ford’s deceased drug dealer Anthony Smith, who was shot to death in front of a night club two months ago. The tape will go to the highest bidder, and it allegedly shows Ford smoking rock and laughing like a hyena. Ford should take a page from Marion Barry’s book. The famous former mayor of Washington DC was caught buying and smoking crack…

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Czech president Milos Zeman drunk as a skunk!

Czech president Milos Zeman was caught on tape visibly drunk in public during a ceremony to view the Czech crown jewels. Milos Zeman occupies the same office formerly held by Vaclav Havel, the poet, dissident and politician who shepherded the Czechs through the Velvet Revolution. Zeman has already developed a reputation as a hard partier, periodically slurring and staggering around Europe. But that doesn’t seem to bother most Czechs. Since claiming a “virus” caused his boozy behavior at the royal jewel ceremony, “I’m going out for a virus” has become the new Czech party call. ENGLISH:

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See-thru yoga pant makers: do the downward dog!

Trendy yoga brand Lululemon was forced to recall nearly $20 million worth of the company’s black Luon yoga pants last week because they are see-through. Now customers have been complaining that Lululemon store “educators” are asking customers to drop into “downward dog” in order to get a refund. Toronto customer Christina Phillips wrote on Lululemon’s Facebook page: “The sales associate perused my butt in the dim lighting of the change room and deemed them ‘not sheer.’” The company has released a statement saying the “bend over” test is not a standard company policy, Lululemon’s CEO, Christine Day, told Bloomberg.com. Similar accounts from different customers have showed up on Twitter, Facebook and blogs after Lululemon began…

SimCity Disasters: DRM ruins game launch

SimCity Disasters: DRM ruins game launch

SimCity Disasters: no it’s not the name of the latest SimCity expansion pack. It’s how you would describe the launch of SimCity 5. Fans are eager to play the $60 simulation game, but due to server overloads many fans have been waiting hours in frustration. The servers are overloaded because SimCity 5 requires an “always-on” internet connection. The company says this is because back-end computations take place in the cloud. But fans suspect the always-on connection is because EA Maxis wants to maintain strict DRM controls and verify no bootleg copies are played. EA Maxis hasn’t handled the crisis well. Amazon has suspended sales of SimCity 5 and players continue to report trouble accessing servers….

Miss Delaware Teen USA resigns after porn video pops up

Miss Delaware Teen USA resigns after adult video pops up

Miss Delaware Teen USA Melissa King sent in her resignation letter after a video with someone resembling her recently surfaced on the Internet. The teenage beauty queen resigned after a pornographic movie came to light on an internet porn site. King has denied that she is the woman in the video, which was shot around the time she was Miss Teen Delaware International 2012. Maybe Donald Trump and NBC can take advantage of this and start a new pageant…say hello to Miss Porn USA! Melissa’s pageant career maybe over, but maybe this is the start of a new one in the land of sex tapes. ENGLISH:

Sony PS4 launch event falls flat

Sony PS4 launch event falls flat

Sony officially announced the release of the PS4 in New York, but they failed to show what the console looks like or say how much it will cost. Lead design architect Mark Cerny described the new PS4 console as a supercharged PC. Using the Sony Cloud, PS4 users will be able to start a game at home and then take it mobile on their overpriced PlayStation Vita. The PlayStation Move controller can be used with the PS4 to design 3D objects and images that can be placed in different environments. The only hardware introduced at the launch event was the Dualshock 4 controller, which has a share button that allows your friends on Facebook to…